Mark Davis
Sep 2002 • Category: Cover StoryCows are boring, really.
They eat grass, mull around, and moo.
Milk is white, also boring. If it weren’t for the containers that hold it, milk would be a series of boring white puddles. It can’t even moo or chew cud. It’s Plain Jane, ho-hum, blah, vanilla, and boring, boring, boring.

